Listening to classical music in space. Real original, Chris.
It was a complex name, composed of and embodied by a web of interrelated concepts that she realized would probably take her years to fully parse, if ever. ...whoever named the alien “possessed a sense of elegance and poetry”
Please pat yourself on the back a bit more, Chris. GOD this is pretentious. And obnoxious. It's obnoxiously pretentious.
The Soft Blade.
And the pretentiousness is made even funnier when you find out that this is what it was building up to. Why oh why oh why was this not stopped by an editor?? HE NAMED THE "COOL" ALIEN SUIT PENIS. What was he thinking?
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Please pat yourself on the back a bit more, Chris. GOD this is pretentious. And obnoxious. It's obnoxiously pretentious.
And the pretentiousness is made even funnier when you find out that this is what it was building up to. Why oh why oh why was this not stopped by an editor?? HE NAMED THE "COOL" ALIEN SUIT PENIS. What was he thinking?