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pangolin20This is an index of this blog, containing the greater part of all reviews (sporks, commentaries, and such), fanart/fanfic, and articles in whatever form that are on it. You can also check as-sporkive for more content.
If you want to have anything about this list changed, let me know and I will do so.
( Reviews )
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( Articles )
If you want to have anything about this list changed, let me know and I will do so.
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epistlerWelp, once again Paolini has decided to threaten us:
( Do you get, do you get a little kick out of being small minded? You want to be like your father, it's approval you're after, well, that's not how you find it. Do you, do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful? 'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be, you're losing control of it, and it's really distasteful )
Christopher Paolini Verified account @ paolini
about 16 hours ago
about 16 hours ago
Literally Tales 2.
bobo midk @ BoboM82765
about 16 hours ago
@ paolini be honest, when will you actually release the next book with Arya and Eragon? Most likely it will be another decade or two. He has a point
Oh NO.
Oh NO.
( Do you get, do you get a little kick out of being small minded? You want to be like your father, it's approval you're after, well, that's not how you find it. Do you, do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful? 'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be, you're losing control of it, and it's really distasteful )
To Sleep in a Sea of Stars Commentary
Sep. 4th, 2026 04:18 pmmara_dienne459 In which we are introduced to the human cargo the "rogue with a supposed heart of gold" is carrying and the most annoying character to ever exist. Thankfully... it's a small bit part and we never see them ever again.
( Wally Wally Wally Wallfish Part One )
( Wally Wally Wally Wallfish Part One )
snarkbotanyaYou can tell how bad this chapter is by how long I’ve been dragging my feet on it. You can also tell that I needed to get back on my ADHD meds, but still. I am back on the meds, by the way, and yes, the chemical support is helping.
I didn’t just pick this chapter because thirteen is my favourite number. This right here is one of the worst chapters in the book, and it’s made all the worse by just how much Paolini is trying here. He really thought he was cooking with this. Unfortunately, as so often happens when an amateur cook takes on a recipe beyond their skill, what he ended up with was an unpalatable, overdone mess.
Cooking is an invaluable life skill, by the way. If you don’t know how to cook, I highly recommend learning. It will dramatically improve your quality of life.
Oh, and because I know some people who get really freaked out by this, content warning: brainwashing and mind control.
( Paolini read Horror for Dummies and thought that was enough. )
Next up will be Epistler with “Uvek”. You’ll see me again in “Fragments”, or possibly “Waking Dreams” since that seems to have been abandoned. Or, you might see me when I finish Chapter 12 of Consequence, which I’ve just managed to get back into the flow of writing. Turns out I really needed to not force Serrill and Jolanus to be present for the scene where… Well, you’ll see when I post it.
Until then, my friends.
teresChapter Thirty-Eight | Chapter Forty
SCSF: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to BattleAxe! Last time, Axis learned more about Rivkah’s past from the wise servant Reinald, he managed to create a vision of her, and Reinald gave him a ring Rivkah got from StarDrifter. We also received an update on the Axe-Wielders, and learned that the mind-control plans of the Sentinels are proceeding well. For the reader post:
( Revelation time! (Along with some other things, but who cares about those?) )
epistlerChristopher Paolini Verified account @ paolini
1 day ago
Thrilled that my short story "Extra Enzymes" is included in this year's "Grimoire" anthology for Dragonsteel Nexus 2026 from @ GrimOakPress! ✨🐲
It's Fractalverse but only obliquely. Modern-day. Very different than anything else I've written.
He also says he wrote it way back in freaking 2017. Just how many crap short stories does he have lying around ready to pull out when this kind of opportunity comes instead of writing anything new? Either way the title is fucking stupid and I look forward to seeing him completely fail at writing yet another genre.
Oh, and as X-Cancel has been shut down (thanks a lot, Muskrat) I'm now using an alternative site to view this jerk's Twits and will therefore be posting them in text rather than screencaps.
( It's a trap! )
The Brown Dragon
Aug. 23rd, 2026 02:46 pmepistler Surprise! In honour of the birthdays of torylltales and snarkbotanya , an all-new spitefic! Now with cover art, too!
( And now you know )
torylltales and snarkbotanya , an all-new spitefic! Now with cover art, too!( And now you know )
Final update as_sporkive
Aug. 19th, 2026 12:00 pmpangolin20I've just finished my work on as_sporkive for good! Each entry is as close to the original as I could get it, each image has a description, and there are no more inconsistencies, so it's now entirely usable and accessible. As always, if you see an oversight or want something changed, do let me know!
To Sleep in a Sea of Stars Commentary
Aug. 10th, 2026 02:33 pmmara_dienne459 In which the arguable "meat" of the story finally gets underway and we get a crash course into how horrible Kira actually is.
( Wake Me Up Inside Part One )
( Wake Me Up Inside Part One )
epistlerChristopher Paolini Aaaany minute now... 🥱
God his fans are fucking embarrassing.
K.E.L. Hoftaniska
At least this one noticed how badly the Urgals and werecats got shafted.
( Nukes fell, everyone died )
@ paolini 5h
Should know before the 15th.
Việt Hoàng Nguyễn
@ Kuro122407
6h Replying to @ paolini
Can i ask about the Eragon TV series, do you have any news that you can share with us about that? I really want to hear about an upgrade in that project:)
Aug 6, 2026 · 8:48 PM UTC
LEC
@ LEC1224
47m
Replying to @ paolini
To Helzvog, Morgothal, Angvard and whoever may be listening;
Hear my prayers, and let it be as it was foretold in the Tweetstorm!
May good fortune rule over the Fifteenth of August,
May Disney walk the path of our hearts,
And the stars watch over the Namer of Names.
God his fans are fucking embarrassing.
K.E.L. Hoftaniska
@ Caedus96
4h
Replying to @ paolini
you can use the tv show to make up for the grand injustice. HAVE THE WERECATS BE RIDERS....ALSO URGAL RIGHTS MOVEMENT!
At least this one noticed how badly the Urgals and werecats got shafted.
( Nukes fell, everyone died )
To Sleep in a Sea of Stars Commentary
Aug. 3rd, 2026 08:56 ammara_dienne459 And the saga continues... With an interlude that takes us from Part One to Part Two!
( Exit Stage Left Part One )
( Exit Stage Left Part One )
