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Corneille Noire: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, Eragon, Brom and Saphira reached Teirm, Saphira was abusive to Eragon again, and Eragon and Brom found some information in a seedy tavern.
( This is quite a mess, but better next time, I suppose. )
pangolin20
Corneille Noire: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, we had a frankly mind-numbing travel chapter that could not get its travel right at all. For the reader post:
( A pity I cannot taste the saveur locale; I might just like it. )pangolin20
Fumurti: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, we learned about Seithr oil, and Brom and Eragon came up with a quite convoluted way to find the Ra’zac based on that.
( This is one of the shortest chapters of the book, and one of the worst. If only Paolini would check his map and do some research... )
pangolin20Fumurti: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, Eragon went out flying with Saphira, and we discovered that the Ra’zac have left!
( Time to go do something and go places (with lots of talk about acid). )
pangolin20
Fumurti: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, Saphira abused Eragon into flying with her, and Eragon used Zar’roc in training for the first time. For the reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
With that done, let me begin with the next chapter!
( Eragon & Saphira go flying (with some nasty mental tricks)! )
pangolin20Fumurti: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, our company reached Daret, and managed to reprovision with some trouble. Now for the reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
Either way, let me go on with the rest of the chapter, then!
( This is the beginning of “Saphira is exempt from wrongdoing”, unfortunately. )
pangolin20Kerlois: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, Eragon learned magic and the ancient language, and our company went very slow.
I do not actually have anything concrete for the reader post, so let me give this to Fumurti, then. (leaves)
Fumurti: Well, I’m feeling quite capable again, so let me begin with the next chapter!
( The reception is very silly, but the spokesman is one of the more distinctive characters of the book. )pangolin20Kerlois: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, Eragon and Brom talked quite a bit about magic.
For the reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
Well, let me do the rest of the chapter, then!
( Do you truly think you can catch the Ra'zac at three kilometres per day? )
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pangolin20Kerlois: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, we learned the very basics of magic.
Now for the reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
Let me begin the next chapter, then!
( While the magic itself is quite simple, untangling what we learn is everything but. )
pangolin20
Kerlois: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, Eragon and Brom left Yazuac and that is about all that happened.
Now for the reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
Well, let me do the rest of the chapter, then!
( Our first explanations of magic. )
pangolin20
Corneille Noire: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, Eragon killed a crow and killed two Urgals. Now for the reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
Kerlois: Let us begin with the next chapter, then.
( There is not that much to say here, but we still ramble on longer than the chapter itself. )pangolin20Corneille Noire: A good day, and welcome back to Eragon, everyone! Last time, Eragon and Brom reached Yazuac and found that the entire population had been killed.
First, let me do the reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
Well, let us begin with the other part of the chapter, then.
( What is one to do when faced with a massacre? Kill even more, of course! )pangolin20Corneille Noire: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, Saphira was caught in a highly implausible thunderstorm… and that was about all that happened.
( Reader Post & Reflections )
Corneille Noire: Let me begin, then.
( So edgy it cuts, including a dead baby for pathos. )pangolin20
Corneille Noire: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon!
Fumurti: And I’m back, too.
Corneille Noire: Last time, Eragon, Brom and Saphira travelled a bit across the plains, because this book reads like a travelogue, even though it is not supposed to be.
( Reader Post & Reflections ) Corneille Noire: Let us begin with the second half of this chapter, then!
( The impossible storm. )
pangolin20Fumurti: A good day, everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, there was some more travel and we finally could see outside of Palancar Valley! Before we begin, let me do the reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
Anyway, let me begin with chapter 17, then!
( This went considerably smoother with two of us. At least there's something to say beyond “this is boring”. )pangolin20
Fumurti: Hello everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, Eragon and Brom got horses and that was that, mostly.
Before we begin, there is a whole bunch of reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
That ought to be enough for quite some time, so let us finish this chapter!
( A last bit of tedium before the adventure actually begins. )
pangolin20Fumurti: Hello everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Last time, we had some quite unpleasant stuff and Brom and Eragon got some money.
( Reader Post & Reflections )
On to the next part of the chapter, then! This should be quite easy, actually.
( There's not very much adventure in this yet... )
pangolin20Fumurti: Hello everyone, and welcome back to Eragon! Before we begin, I would like to show off a special guest: the NRSG!
(the NRSG comes in. They are an anthro green parakeet wearing a robe the colour of their feathers)
NRSG: (waves) Hello there, people! For those who do not know me, I am currently busy with BattleAxe and since I revised the counts over there, it only seemed nice to help out here, too.
( Reader Post & Reflections )
With that done, let me resume! Fair warning, this part sucks.
Content Warning: Child abuse, fat-shaming.
( This is the part of the book that sucks the most in the most ways. )
pangolin20Kerlois: Welcome back to Eragon, everyone! Last time, we watched Brom make a saddle for Saphira, and nothing much happened. Now for the reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
Let me turn this over to Fumurti, then.
(Fumurti comes in)
Fumurti: Well, about time for me to do something more substantial, I’d say.
Kerlois: Good luck! (leaves)
Fumurti: It may have been quite a while, but we have finally reached the point where the adventure begins in earnest! This might also be a nice point to step in if you haven’t been keeping up with this very much.
( We're underway, and I've got some debunking to do! )pangolin20Kerlois: Welcome back to Eragon, everyone! Last time, we sat through Brom and Eragon talking, and Brom refusing to share his history. Now for the reader post:
( Reader Post & Reflections )
Well, let us now begin with the chapter! Hopefully it will be a bit of a palette cleanser; mine is quite muddled at the moment.
( A nice transitional chapter is probably enough to do the trick. )
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