Ooooh my. I remember Epistler's sporking of this series, and all I can really say is... good luck. Because it is a bad trip of a series if ever there was one.
someone’s heart gets ripped out and fed to an eagle
And somehow this resurrects a random guy we neither know nor care about!
The third protagonist is Faraday, an eighteen-year-old woman who is one of the more likeable characters... She is not quite as Sue-y as Axis and Azhure, and not sociopathic at all.
Which explains why Sara Douglass wanted to kill her off in some manner involving a pumpkin full of nails.
The Big Bad is Axis’s half-brother, Gorgrael.
Not that the half-brother thing will ever be mentioned in the text. And StarDrifter certainly doesn't get criticized for not being able to keep it in his damn pants.
The names of the bird-people who also appear in the story, with the most obnoxious capitalisation scheme ever. Examples are: FarFlight, HoverEye, WolfStar and even PreenDeep.
These are like Warrior Cats names, but even more obnoxious because of the capitalization. Hell, Wolfstar is literally a Warrior Cats name; it's what would happen if a cat with the initial name element "Wolf-" became their clan's Leader.
There's also a prophecy everyone follows
A prophecy that's actually written out in terrible poem format, no less.
There are also many horrible pregnancies and evil babies in this series. Don't ask me why.
Because pregnancy and babies are creepy as shit and the world needs to know.
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someone’s heart gets ripped out and fed to an eagle
And somehow this resurrects a random guy we neither know nor care about!
The third protagonist is Faraday, an eighteen-year-old woman who is one of the more likeable characters... She is not quite as Sue-y as Axis and Azhure, and not sociopathic at all.
Which explains why Sara Douglass wanted to kill her off in some manner involving a pumpkin full of nails.
The Big Bad is Axis’s half-brother, Gorgrael.
Not that the half-brother thing will ever be mentioned in the text. And StarDrifter certainly doesn't get criticized for not being able to keep it in his damn pants.
The names of the bird-people who also appear in the story, with the most obnoxious capitalisation scheme ever. Examples are: FarFlight, HoverEye, WolfStar and even PreenDeep.
These are like Warrior Cats names, but even more obnoxious because of the capitalization. Hell, Wolfstar is literally a Warrior Cats name; it's what would happen if a cat with the initial name element "Wolf-" became their clan's Leader.
There's also a prophecy everyone follows
A prophecy that's actually written out in terrible poem format, no less.
There are also many horrible pregnancies and evil babies in this series. Don't ask me why.
Because pregnancy and babies are creepy as shit and the world needs to know.