Oh my goddess. I might have to wrap Murtagh up in his own banner and send him home.

This isn't Murtagh. It's Morontagh.

And yeah, the Urgals were offensive Native American stereotypes before but now Paolini finally said the quiet part loud. :c

See this is fine! There's all kinds of great stylistic ways to designate chapters.

And some people like Terry Pratchett skip having chapters altogether. There's no "right" way of doing it. But as you say if you're going to have chapter titles, maybe avoid making them irrelevant or really stupid or both? At least they're not in fucking Latin this time.