Michael Caine would be perfect as Brom, whipping Eragon with sticks and swearing in cockney.
"Why do we fall, Master Eragon?" "Why?" "So we can learn you're a BLOODY IDIOT!"
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Michael Caine would be perfect as Brom, whipping Eragon with sticks and swearing in cockney.
"Why do we fall, Master Eragon?"
"Why?"
"So we can learn you're a BLOODY IDIOT!"