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torylltales ([personal profile] torylltales) wrote in [community profile] antishurtugal_reborn 2019-03-04 11:55 am (UTC)

Reflecting on it, it could have been an interesting cultural quirk for dwarven poetry to be painfully literal.

We're on a boat
The water is fast
Flowing north
Through the plains
From the mountains
To the sea.


And then Eragon and the elves are like "but... that's not poetry?"
"Yes it is, you ignorant elfcentric idiots, it's Dwarven poetry."

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