...Must be because he is a Gary Stu and Eragon's cousin. Apparently Eragon is a secretive shit who trusts no one with the most basic things but his psychopath of a cousin can now incredibly important secrets just because he exists. Sounds logic. Why were the Eldunarya fine with revealing their existence to a random... Oh, wait. I forgot that they are not actual sentient characters but Eragon's magical trinkets. My bad.
there's no way anybody could ever have a gut and also plenty of muscle; that's just silly!
Fun fact:this is exactly how I would portray a strong man. Ironically, the real strongmen, men who build up in raw strength, always look a bit "chubby" because they need a lot of meat on their bones to move the unholy weights they train with, otherwise they will break in two! The classical lean but six packed hot men that people see as an example of "muscular men" are weak as fuck compared to these strongmen. I wonder if Paolini knows it... Probably not.
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...Must be because he is a Gary Stu and Eragon's cousin. Apparently Eragon is a secretive shit who trusts no one with the most basic things but his psychopath of a cousin can now incredibly important secrets just because he exists. Sounds logic. Why were the Eldunarya fine with revealing their existence to a random... Oh, wait. I forgot that they are not actual sentient characters but Eragon's magical trinkets. My bad.
Fun fact:this is exactly how I would portray a strong man. Ironically, the real strongmen, men who build up in raw strength, always look a bit "chubby" because they need a lot of meat on their bones to move the unholy weights they train with, otherwise they will break in two! The classical lean but six packed hot men that people see as an example of "muscular men" are weak as fuck compared to these strongmen. I wonder if Paolini knows it... Probably not.