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Eragon: The book that Knopf couldn't wait to publish-and it shows!

Eldest: The boring version of Empire Stikes back!

Brisingr: One of the most villainous heroes you'll ever see!

Inheritance: Deus Ex Machina's literally hit the characters in the face!

The Fork, the Witch, and the Worm: The exciting things happen offscreen!

To Sleep in a Sea of Stars: This puts you to sleep when it doesn't horrify you!

Me too. :D

Thanks!