Someone better at writing than me should really get around to making a parody fantasy world. Oh, it should be urban fantasy, that would be hilarious. In which energy does act like the crystal healing crowd think it does. A world where: Increasing energy anthropomorphizes things: putting a kitten on a shelf or launching it out of a canon makes it smart enough to talk. Burning aluminum creates force fields. Crystals exposed to sunlight accelerate like crazy and magically heal any living thing they ram into. You can power a train by enslaving ghosts. Sometimes, if you drop something and try to catch it, a mystical force field will randomly send it flying, which will give it the ability to talk. Pyramids collect stray radio waves and convert them into number one jams. I guess different materials would correspond to different genres. Metal is obvious. Maybe the Egyptians were really into soft rock...
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My Quantum Pony: energy is magic
Date: 2020-04-23 08:34 am (UTC)Increasing energy anthropomorphizes things: putting a kitten on a shelf or launching it out of a canon makes it smart enough to talk.
Burning aluminum creates force fields.
Crystals exposed to sunlight accelerate like crazy and magically heal any living thing they ram into.
You can power a train by enslaving ghosts.
Sometimes, if you drop something and try to catch it, a mystical force field will randomly send it flying, which will give it the ability to talk.
Pyramids collect stray radio waves and convert them into number one jams. I guess different materials would correspond to different genres. Metal is obvious. Maybe the Egyptians were really into soft rock...