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Cassandra Clare's dialogue is "natural sounding", her settings are "intricate", "diversity" is "core" to her books, her awful-sounding fantasy novel is getting published, and she still talks like a smug, pretentious prat.

If anyone is more familiar with her works than I am and would like to spork this puppy, please be my guest. (I only read City of Bones and it was awful, and CC is an awful person, and you can take that to the bank, ladies and gents and nonbinaries.).

Eldest Spork Part Thirteen: You Want a Darwin Award? Because That’s How You Get A Darwin Award

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( That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works! )