The next chapter of the Brisingr Spork? YES! AT LAST!
A few scratches. But nothing serious.
A FEW SCRATCHES.
BUT NOTHING SERIOUS.
"it's only a flesh wound!"
none of the soldiers freak out at their sudden disappearance because I guess they’re all just fucking blind.
Skyrim logic: If you stand still and/or crouch, the NPC soldiers will forget that you exist, even if there is an arrow suddenly and inexplicably sticking out of their knee chest.
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Date: 2018-10-21 01:01 pm (UTC)A few scratches. But nothing serious.
A FEW SCRATCHES.
BUT NOTHING SERIOUS.
"it's only a flesh wound!"
none of the soldiers freak out at their sudden disappearance because I guess they’re all just fucking blind.
Skyrim logic: If you stand still and/or crouch, the NPC soldiers will forget that you exist, even if there is an arrow suddenly and inexplicably sticking out of their
kneechest.This whole battle scene is just... Paolini playing with his dolls again.