Date: 2021-07-25 05:48 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] epistler
I'll have to skim the rest of the book. Lessee...

-Cosmo rigs a castle to explode, which takes out Caelum's entire army
-Cosmo marries Leagion, after which he rapes her again, and gets himself crowned King. Axis shows up and yells at him
-There's an Icarii named StarFever HighCrest (I shit you not)
-Repeated uses of "ever" instead of "always", which never fails to get on my nerves
-Faraday helps Zenith get her body back, forcing Niah into the body of her unborn baby. Whereupon - I SWEAR I'm not making this up... whereupon Zenith thumps herself in the baby bump until it induces premature labour, and hits WolfStar in the face with the dead baby. It's one of the most grotesque and ridiculous things I ever read in my life. Either way, RIP, Niah. You know, again.
-We learn that the leader of the Assrape Demons was defeated long ago and divided into parts which are now being kept in the sacred lakes. WolfStar takes it into his head to use that to bring Niah back
-Axis and Azhure FINALLY get up off their asses and summon all the most powerful magic users in the land to cast a FUCKING WARD over the Star Gate. Which they do.
-Leagion finally gets a clue and runs off to join up with her brother just before the new troops Caelum has gathered meets Cosmo in the field. Cosmo loses and gets stabbed. Unfortunately he doesn't die and is instead taken prisoner. Unfortunately again, Caelum doesn't have him executed on the spot. And no, he never is acknowledged to be a multiple rapist and Leagion still Wuvs him.
-Instead Caelum just tells Cosmo and Askam to put their differences aside and worth with him to fight the Assrape Demons, which they grudgingly agree to.
-The FUCKING WARDS turn out to be 100% useless. The Assrape Demons get through anyway, and everyone except Faraday loses all their powers
-But Faraday does find Drago's sorry remains and is able to heal him, and it looks like he's somehow merged with the Rainbow Sceptre or something.
-Everyone in the country suddenly plunges into depression and a lot of them start spontaneously committing suicide, The Happening style
-The surviving good guys, now reduced to - GASP! - ordinary people with no magic (except for Faraday) vow to fight back. The end.
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