"Big Announcement!"

[epistler]

Nearly six months after the "big announcement" was supposedly imminent, someone finally just asked.



Translation: it ain't happening. I'll bet that "inner fourteen-year-old jumping up and down just screaming with glee" has stopped screaming by now. Or at least he ain't screaming with smug excitement. 

Womp womp. Let us all mourn for the glorious trainwreck that could have been.

Comments

[epistler]

Most of them do seem to think it's going to be a thing, likely because Paolini promised them it was and they still believe his lies. Most of the responses were stuff like "I can't wait" and "any casting announcements" and one idiot asking if it'll be "woke, lol". 😒

[torylltales]

We should do to Paolini what he got his fans to do to Disney to get them to approve it: an absolute flood of burner accounts harassing him for details about the show until he finally admits it's been dropped

[epistler]

How incredibly petty and mean and where do I sign up?