Where the Heart of Anti-Shurtugal Rises Again.

Hey guys! Well, it's been a while and I've been hinting on and off that I was working on a new sporking. I'm now a good way in and it's time to start posting. Consider this an early Christmas present from me to you. Or, if you're Jewish, a Hannukah gift. Or, if you're Muslim, a disgracefully late Eid-ul-fitr gift, though I understand food is more traditional. Or, if- okay, I think you all get the point.

Anyway, so the latest victim to go under the Epistler's hammer - and then under the wheels of the Clue Bus - is Eldest.

As it turned out there was plenty to unpack. So without further ado... let the wild ride begin!

 

( Alas poor Ajihad, I knew him, Eragatio. Wait, no I didn't. )