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Nope, it's the day Fractal Noise officially comes out. And the kiss-ass reviews are already coming in! 

But first the "editorial reviews" from the same page, just because they're so incredibly divorced from reality it's downright surreal. 

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So you'll recall Paolini announced that he had submitted a new book to his publisher. I for one was dying to find out the details.

Well, as it happens a friend of mine is an editor at that very publisher, and after I made some casual enquiries she leaked... THIS to me. 

Be very afraid. You have GOT to be kidding.  )
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So, has anyone been wondering what the infamous Gloria Tesch has been up to lately? 

No? 

Me neither. 

And yet here we are. 


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Well, I didn’t believe it either, and yet here we are. Paolini actually went ahead and wrote the vaguely hinted-at romance novel.

It’s not out yet, but I called in a few favours and managed to get my hands on an early copy. I’ve been feverishly working on this for the last three days, trying to get my thoughts down before it’s officially announced. Seriously, this thing is so new it’s not even on Amazon yet.

To begin with the damn thing is massive, which is to be expected. My copy is 1,171 goddamn pages long. I had to pay more for postage than for the book itself, and I can’t put the damn thing down without trapping my fingers.

Most of those pages are, of course, filler.

And horribly written sex.

But I’d better start from the beginning.

To begin with we’ve got our main character who is, I shit you not, Fabio. Or at least Fabio wearing Paolini’s nerd glasses and sporting a lot of OMG MANLY chest hair. The guy is an even more blatant self-insert than Eragon was, and almost as big of a Sue. Not content with making him super attractive (according to all the other characters, anyway) Paolini also made him a bestselling author who also started out as a teenager, but in his case it’s thanks to being OMG SO TALENTED, with the nepotism discreetly left out.

Then there’s the love interest, Violet, who’s basically just a nonentity hiding behind a huge pair of luscious boobs. They meet at a book launch party, she’s his biggest fan, sparks fly, etc. Other than that there’s really not much here in the way of a plot. Paolini fills endless chapters with nothing but sex and descriptions of luxury cars and fancy restaurants, etc etc. Because, you know, Best Author Ever Preston is also OMG RICH.

There’s a weak attempt at some conflict about three quarters of the way through when another author who’s OMG EEEEVIL and JELUS decides to try and sabotage the relationship because of reasons, by revealing Preston’s Terrible Dark Secret From His Past. Which is that he… uh… saw his mother die. That’s literally it. He didn’t kill her or anything like that; he just saw her fall off a ladder and blamed himself like a big drama queen for the next fifteen years.

It doesn’t work, they live happily ever after, etc., except for the evil author guy, whose career is ruined forever.

And as usual there’s the ugly subtext we pretty much expect to find in any Paolini book. The Perfect Preston is supposed to be all dark and brooding and so on, but instead he just comes off as really controlling and borderline abusive (in fact, screw the “borderline” – in chapter seventeen when Violet thinks she’s pregnant, he all but threatens to beat her up if she tries to get an abortion. And this is played as "cute”). It’s Edward Cullen and Christian Grey all over again – Paolini can’t even be original when he’s being terrible.

Awful book, would not recommend. Next time, try Mills and Boon.

 

 

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It's true! A few industry insiders have let me know that Paolini is shopping a new Fractalverse book. He's sent the unedited review copy to a few people prior to it being officially announced, and I managed to wheedle a digital copy from a friend of a friend who knows a guy.



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 It's called House of Earth and Blood, and it's set in an alternate world where humans and magic creature coexist. It honestly sounds interesting, but I've heard that the plotting is very shoddy. Here's the writing critique from Mythcreants:

mythcreants.com/blog/lessons-from-the-exposition-of-crescent-city/


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Howdy folks, sorry I've been a bit absent on the community lately, but things are getting real crazy around here. My city is in stage 4 lockdown, which means no leaving the house except for essential groceries, medical emergencies, and one hour of exercise per person per day. Masks are mandatory, and our hour of exercise must be within 5 kilometres (3 miles) from home.
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Clearly 2020 hasn't punished us enough for our sins, because Smeyer's latest trash fire has just started stinking up bookshops everywhere.

Be warned in advance - everything on this page is pure cringe.

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Paolini announced on twitter recently that To Sleep is the first book in a new series that he's calling the "fractalverse", that is based on the real world and will encompass the future, the present, and the past, with such broad topics as sci-fi alien encounters, and "all the people and issues that we currently grapple with."




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The problems I can foresee with this, in no particular order:

* Paolini writing about Black Lives Matter.  We've already seen from the Inheritance Cycle how he writes about people of colour, and I'm not confident he has undergone a period of significant personal growth on that matter.

* Paolini writing from the point of view of a person with a disability, or a person from a racial, cultural, religious, GRSM, etc. minority. One of the most consistent subtexts in the IC is that disabled, "ugly", mentally unwell, etc. are equated evil, sinful, dangerous, or otherwise lesser than an able-bodied person.

* Paolini writing a romance story. Just no.

* The fact that even when he had a clear storyline that was (allegedly) meticulously planned, he still took an average of 3 years to write each book of the Inheritance Cycle, and then took a further 9 years to write To Sleep (and a couple of hastily thrown together short stories that read like he wrote them in a weekend on a dare). Series announcements like this usually depend upon a solid consistent schedule of new content otherwise readers will lose interest and move on.

For example, just look at Ahn Do: He's one of Australia's most beloved writers for older children, but he doesn't rest on the success of his WeirDo and Hot Dog series, he's constantly pumping out new books not only for WeirDo and Hot Dog, but also in his new 'Ninja Kid', 'Mythix', and 'Wolf Girl' series, as well as stand-alone titles. He publishes a new title probably every 3-4 months or so.

If you promise a series, especially an open-ended series as broad as Fractalverse, you need to have the writing stamina and discipline to pump out books consistently, at least 1 per year, and keep up that momentum for more than just 2 or 3 books.

Paolini very likely only has To Sleep at the moment, he doesn't keep secrets well and hasn't said anything about working concurrently on a secnd separate story. Making a grand reveal like that should only happen if he's actually got some work to back it up, like more than one finished or partially finished drafts ready to go

* He hasn't even waited to see if To Sleep will be a commercial success yet, and he's already announcing that it's now suddenly (Ok, so he mentioned the idea in passing in an interview in 2017, but for the most part it's a sudden reveal) part of a massive new series or universe? That's an unwise amount of confidence in his relationship with his publisher and agent, and in his selling power in the adult sci fi market as "the author of Eragon".

* Whatever happened to Brom's prequel, Inheritance Book 5, and all the other material his fans are actually looking forward to? Is he shelving them in favour of working on this new series? Is the collective A_S prophecy, that Paolini is going to keep starting new projects and stringing fans along re. book 5 being "just after this next book" until it eventually becomes clear that he has no intention whatsoever of actualy writing it?

How are his fans going to react if he admits (or if they conclude) that he has no intention of writing Inheritance Book 5, and in fact has been lying to his fans about it for almost a decade? Does Paolini not understand the cost of broken promises?

* The scope of this series is supposed to range from distant future space fantasy, right down to slice-of-life urban drama. Fans of sci fi won't want to read about a day in the life of a 40s-something househusband whose young neighbor is making eyes at him while his wife is away on high-powered corporate meetings; and conversely fans of slice-of-life drama and such are not necessarily going to be interested in reading about deep-space laser-tag battles with Lovecraftian alien entities. He should stick to a particular theme, instead of trying to stretch himself (and his fans) in too many different directions.

 

What do you think about this announcement? Premature, over-confident in his ability to stick to a fast-paced writing schedule, too broad in scope?

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